Monday, October 31, 2011

Some More Survival Tips to People in Horror Movies

** Don't check under the bed (or in the closet).

** Don't get stuck with the pretty one (they always get it first).

** Don't be a horny teenager. (More teenagers get it from the monster while in pursuit of sex than from any other reason.

** Whenever you hear the creepy music, head for the hills. This means the evil is nearby.

** When you see something weird, get out!! Same if you hear something weird.

** Make sure that someone in your group is slower than you at all times.

** Figure on several scares by accident (like a friend coming up behind you and tapping your shoulder) before you die.

Live Longer By Being Careful. --RoadDog

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