Living In Today's World: Getting Older

From the March 17, 2017, Shoe comic strip.

Shoe and another bird are sitting in Roz's Roost.

1.  The other bird says:  "I've noticed a lot of things have changed as I've grown older."  Shoe looks at him and says:  "Such as..."

2.  The other bird:  "For one, when I was younger, the lids on jars weren't screwed on as tightly as they are now."

I Second That.  --RoadDog

YOU'RE DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE WHEN:  Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.