See If You Can Guess the Person Saying This?-- Part 1: Iceberg? What Iceberg?

My wife Liz found this on FaceBook and I had to chuckle.  Had this person been captain of that ill-fated Titanic, he might have said this.

**  There isn't any iceberg.

**  There was an iceberg but it was in a totally different ocean.

**  The iceberg is in this ocean, but it will melt very soon.

**  There is an iceberg, but we didn't hit the iceberg.

**  We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very soon.

**  The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg.

**  We are taking on water, but every passenger who wants  a lifeboat can get a life boat.

**  They are beautiful life boats.

Any Ideas Who the New Captain Is?  --RoadDog

TRIVIA TEASER:  Who hit the baseball that trickled through the legs of Red Sox first baseman Bill Buckner in game six of the 1986 World Series?

Mookie Wilson