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Showing posts with label 25 Ways to Know You're From Lake County. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 25 Ways to Know You're From Lake County. Show all posts
Friday, May 6, 2016
25 Ways To Tell You're From Lake County, Illinois-- Part 6: Shoveling and Lamb's Farm
21. You miss the albino crocodile in Gurnee Mills (a huge outlet mall), but know that you can get your reptile fix at the Wildlife Discovery Center.
22. You complain about taxes. A LOT!! But, you would never, ever, dream of living in Cook County, McHenry County (Hey, that's where I now live), or, heaven forbid, Kenosha County, Wisconsin. (Too many Cheeseheads and Packer fans.)
23. You understand that no one is growing crops over at Lamb's Farm, but they are nurturing human dignity. They also, in fact, do have lambs along with a sizable herd of goats and other lovable creatures.
24. You help shovel your neighbor's driveway during a blizzard, but you don't stick a chair or ironing board on the space shoveled afterwards like they do in Chicago.
25. If you're a parent, you follow Little Lake County to be in-the-know on where-to-go to have fun with your kids. (This is where I got the 25 things from.)
A Crock You Wouldn't Want to Wear. --RoadDog
Thursday, May 5, 2016
25 Ways To Know You're From Lake County-- Part 5: General Mitchell All the Way
17. You have an annual subscription to the Marriott Theatre in Lincolnshire.
18. You know at least four different ways to avoid driving on Routes 120 and 176.
19. You try to fly out of General Mitchell Field in Milwaukee because it is easier than it is to fly out of O'Hare. Much cheaper daily parking and flights that actually leave on time.
20. You can always find a seat on the Metra trains into Chicago (as you get on earlier).
--RoadDog
Wednesday, May 4, 2016
25 Ways to Know You're From Lake County-- Part 4: Get Your Season Pass
Lake County, Illinois
13. You have a season pass to Great America.
14. When you are out of town and visit that area's Forest Preserve and think they are lame.
15. 40 degrees = short pants
16. Sometimes, you visit Long Grove just because, even when there isn't a festival.
Tee Shirts Also at 40 Degrees. --RoadDog
Tuesday, May 3, 2016
25 Ways to Know You're From Lake County-- Part 2: A Polish Connection
4. You can correctly pronounce "paczki" and you know who Casimir Pulaski is... sort of. (Well, I don't know for sure how to pronounce it, but they sure are good.)
5. You understand that Route 83 isn't always Route 83 because sometimes it is Route 60 or sometimes it is Route 45, but it never is actually Route 137.
6. People from Chicago think you live in Wisconsin.
7. You know how to spell "Mundelein." ( "i" before "e", except when it is Mundelein). Mundelein is one of our towns, or is it a village.
Not In Wisconsin!! --RoadDog
25 Ways to Know You're From Lake County-- Part 3: Always, Chicago Suburbs
8. You understand that North Chicago is not actually in Chicago, nor is it anywhere near Chicago. The North part is right, though.
9. You may be geographically closer to Milwaukee, but still say you're from a "suburb of Chicago." (I'm looking at you, Antioch.)
10. You have a relative who works for Abbott, CDW, Baxter or Walgreen's. (Or, you work at one of them.)
11. At least once a week you are late for work, school, practice or an appointment because of a freight train.
12. You say "Great America" instead of "Six Flags." (We had Marriott's Great America before it became Six Flags.)
--RoadDog
25 Ways to Know You're From Lake County-- Part 1: You Own a Boat and Probably Have Packer Friends
From the Little Lake County site.
Lake County, Illinois, on the northeastern corner of the state. We lived there for 20 years in Vernon Hills and Round Lake Beach. After that we moved to McHenry County, next door, but are only a few miles from Lake County.
This list is quite funny if you are from Lake County.
1. You own a boat, but it spends more time in your driveway than in the water. (The Chain of Lakes is in the northwestern section.)
2. You are never more than twenty minutes from a corn field. (Lots of farms, but fewer every year. Now, many fields grow houses.)
3. You have almost as many Packer fans on your block as there are Bear fans. (Lake County's northern border is Wisconsin.)
Ah Yes. Packer-Bear Rivalry. --RoadDog
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