Received a good e-mail from a friend with some "NEW" business definitions. Had a chuckle. Here are some of them:
CEO-- Chief Embezzlement Officer
CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer
Broker-- What my broker has made me
PROFIT-- an archaic word no longer in use
VALUE INVESTING-- the art of buying low and selling even lower
There has just got to be ones for HEDGE FUNDS, COMMODITY TRADERS, and A Better one for BROKER.
Perhaps HEDGE FUND OPERATOR-- crook
COMMODITY TRADER and STOCKBROKERS-- Chicken Little Wannabes
Laugh While You're Crying. --RoadDog
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Listen to this man. Seven years of college, you know. Trying to reason with 2020 and, now, 2022.
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