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Monday, January 25, 2010

Bubble Wrap-- Part 2

Is there such a thing as bubble wrap etiquette? Emily was mum, but the virtual bubble wrap site had a list so you don't embarrass yourself.

*** DON'T POP someone else's bubble wrap without permission. This could lead to BAD things happening to your person.

*** Don't pop the wrap in quiet public places (like libraries) unless you want it confiscated.

*** Don't pop it in stores where you buy it. They get cranky when the rolls are all limp.

*** It is always good form to offer to share your bubble wrap.

*** Giving wrap to children results in good karma points.

*** Chicks dig bubble wrap. When dating, always bring some along.

From http://virtual-bubblewrap.com/etiquette.shtml

I'll add a couple things:

1. Make sure you keep track of where you horde it.

2. Is there an expiration date on them?

3. Go into a store with the big bubble wraps, get a hold of the pa system and open fire.

Poppin' in My Head. --RoadDog


CHICAGOISMS: You visit friends "down south" and laugh when they complain about traffic of prices. Thanks Lulu.

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