From the May 7, 2014, Chicago tribune "Main Event: Relish the opportunity."
"With the overhyped Hot Doug's (a famous Chicago hot dog stand) supposedly closing in October, who is going to name encased meat sandwiches after famous people? We are. That's who." All but the last one are Chicago sports figures.
THE JAY CUTLER-- 100 percent turkey jerky.
THE BOOZER-- Also known as the 50 Cent
THE ABREU-- Warning. Mighty hot.
THE JOAKIM NOAH-- Soaked and steeped in something. What is it? Can't say.
THE KANER-- Extra juice. Extra Mustard.
THE THEO EPSTEIN-- The ingredients are still a mystery.
THE DERRICK ROSE-- Order ahead, this could take a long time.
THE KEN HARRELSON-- Can o' corn dog.
THE PHIL EMERY-- Grilled, sliced and diced.
THE TOM THIBODEAU-- Delicious when steamed.
THE JIM BELUSHI-- What's between the buns? Absolutely nothing.
There are some great insides in this list and pretty funny if you know who they are talking about. All except, Jim Belushi. he is one really funny guy.
--RoadDog
Being an account of some things I'm interested in, what I'm doing, and reflections on my past, especially music.
Listen to this man. Seven years of college, you know. Trying to reason with 2020 and, now, 2022.
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