Listen to this man. Seven years of college, you know. Trying to reason with 2020 and, now, 2022.

Friday, September 19, 2014

What the Brits Won't Miss About the Scots-- Part 2

I find out today that the vote for Scottish separation was 55% to remain, but with more promised autonomy.

But, these are too funny not to tell.

NO MORE WHINING, GRIPING AND BELLYACHING:  "Sometimes the sound of complaining coming from north of Hadrian's Wall is worse than a thousand pipers playing at once."

NO MORE SEAN CONNERY:  "He was great as the original James Bond but ever since then he's been one big pain in the butt with his nonstop lobbying for Scottish independence."

NO MORE HAGGIS:  "Not only will you no longer have to eat the stuff, you won't have to suggest that it's edible either."

The author, David Martin, is a humorist living in Ottawa, Ontario.

Wonder What William Wallace's Body id Doing?  --RoadDog


SAY WHAT?  "Drink the Kool-Aid."  Extreme compliance, like the Jonestown mass suicide.  When we were growing up, this is what we drank (non-poisoned, of course) instead of that bottled water the kids drink today.  And, it had s-u-g-a-r in it.  Lits of Sugar.



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