Listen to this man. Seven years of college, you know. Trying to reason with 2020 and, now, 2022.

Friday, January 28, 2011

It's Them, Not Me: CEOs Vs. Working Stiffs-- Part 2

Continued from yesterday.

MH is Mark Hurd, disgraced former CEO of Hewlett Packard. WS are the Working Stiffs.

PERFORMANCE-BASED STOCK UNITS:

MH-- With Hewlett Packard's stock closing at $46.30 on the day of Hurd's resignation, these will be worth roughly $15.3 million.

WS-- If you close your eyes, the door hitting you on the way out might feel like a firm pat on the back.


TIME-BASED STOCK UNITS:

MH-- 15,853 units granted last year worth about $733,994.

WS-- You get to keep the three pens and tape dispenser you stole last April.


TOTAL:

MH-- Estimated $28-$35 million, including health insurance and other perks.

WS-- Almost enough to take Cheryl to Subway, if she calls back.

Who Says "Life Ain't Fair?" --RoadDog


TIME CHANGES: 1978-- KEG 2010-- EKG

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