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Monday, July 25, 2011

If You Think You're Getting a Lot of Weekends This Month...You Are

If July seems to be giving us an inordinate number of weekends, it is.

This coming weekend will be the fifth of the month! That's a lot of good times.

This is a rare month with five Fridays (1st, 8th, 15th, 22nd and 29th), five Saturdays (2nd, 9th, 16th, 23rd and 30th) and Sundays (3rd, 10th, 17th, 24th and 31st).

That's what we need, more months with five weekends.

Wait a minute, I'm retired. Every day is a weekend day.

Oh, Well. Something I Just Have to Live With (and Quit Calling Me Those Names!)-- RoadDog


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