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Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Movie Scratches: Elephants-- Priest-- Pirates-- Super

Taking a dog-style look at some current movies I've seen.


33. WATER FOR ELEPHANTS-- 5-16-- FOX LAKE $5.50-- Rosie's a great girl. Her owner can be a real good or REALLY BAD guy, though.


34. THE PRIEST-- 5-18-- FOX LAKE $4-- Star Wars/Mad Max meet the super ugly vampires. Where's the Count when you need him?


35. PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: STRONGER TIDE-- 5-31-- FOX LAKE $5.50-- The last thing you'd ever expect to hear a pirate say is, "Your sword smells funny."


36. SUPER 8-- 6-21-- FOX LAKE FREE-- The zombie movie became an extraterrestrial one.


Wonder If I Can Beat the Rush to the Bathroom After the Show? --RoadDog


YOU MIGHT BE FROM CHICAGO IF...You have ridden the "L."

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