From the June 22nd Chicago Tribune Sports Section "Smack!" page.
White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen evidently is weighing his options about leaving Chicago to become manager of the Florida Marlins in Miami.
The guys at "Smack!" like to be humorous and made up a pro-con list for the Oz.
WHY STAY IN CHICAGO?
1. Exploding scoreboard
2. Better uniforms
3. Younger fans
4. No LeBron James
5. Sox fans forever indebted to you
6. Better public transportation system
AND, IF I MIGHT ADD:
7. No Miami Heat gods
8. No Miami Heat fans and their white tee shirts who sleep through games.
9. No Pat Riley, king of the slicked-back hair.
10. Chicago knows pizza, Florida doesn't.
11. No hurricanes
12. No South Beach beautiful people.
Reasons to Go Next. --RoadDog
YOU MIGHT BE FROM CHICAGO IF...You know what Chicago-Style Pizza is.
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Listen to this man. Seven years of college, you know. Trying to reason with 2020 and, now, 2022.
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