WHY GO TO MIAMI?
1. Better weather
2. New stadium next season--with a retractable roof!
3. More challenging job without DH (But, guys, hey, we have that pitcher Dunn who, like pitchers, strikes out a lot and has a loust batting average.)
4. Larger Latino population (better able to understand you)
5. New, unsuspecting audience for Oney
6. Already own a home there
7. Kenny Williams is not Marlins GM
8. Poll shows fans want you there (behind Jeff Conine, that is)
9. More respect from management-- at least at first
10. Miami mayor isn't fan of a different team
AND, IF I MIGHT ADD:
11. Water, lots of water
12. Close to Hollywood Beach
13. Close to the Florida Keys
OK, Oz, It's Your Call. --RoadDog
YOU MIGHT BE FROM CHICAGO IF...You know the proper way to way to cut your pizza.
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