** Don't check under the bed (or in the closet).
** Don't get stuck with the pretty one (they always get it first).
** Don't be a horny teenager. (More teenagers get it from the monster while in pursuit of sex than from any other reason.
** Whenever you hear the creepy music, head for the hills. This means the evil is nearby.
** When you see something weird, get out!! Same if you hear something weird.
** Make sure that someone in your group is slower than you at all times.
** Figure on several scares by accident (like a friend coming up behind you and tapping your shoulder) before you die.
Live Longer By Being Careful. --RoadDog
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