Some Funny Stuff

ON BEING RETIRED: My wife Liz asked me what I was doing today. I said, "Nothing." She said, "You did that yesterday." I replied, "I wasn't finished." WHO SAYS THE BRITISH HAVE NO HUMOR? Signs seen in Britain. TRAIN STATION "Keep back from the platform edge or you might get sucked off." ZOO-- "Please be safe. Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick." BATHROOM: "Our aim is to keep this bathroom clean. Gentlemen: Your aim will help. Stand closer. It's shorter than you think. Ladies: Please remain seated for the entire performance." Funny Stuff. --RoadDog