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Sunday, March 23, 2008

Heartsfield Nails Oil Co. Execs

The Heartsfield Howdy Newsletter had a bit on a planned run for the presidency and features several planks.

One I found of particular interest was the one on what they wanted oil execs, you know, the GRBs from Big Oil to do.

Oil execs have to submit the following:

a) how many $100,000 cars they have
b) how many homes and get-away homes they have
c) how many $1.5 million plus bashes they throw a year
d) number of solid gold fixtures in their homes
e) annual budget for $4000+ hookers used to influence business and government leaders, especially those Congressional members who influence regulations and tax breaks
f) how many times they laugh on the way to the bank at OUR expense.

Well Put Heartsfield. You've Got My Vote. --RoadDod

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