From the April 15th Chicago Tribyne Main Event "Sink or Sveum."
Sunday is the 100th anniversary of the Titanic sinking and the Cubs are in their 104th season since last winning the World Series. Both are bad. Which is Worse?
For those who don't know, Sveum is the name of the new Cub manager. Nice play on words.
Titanic first, Cubbies second.
CULPRITS: iceberg///Justin Berg (among others)
SURVIVORS: 710/// millions
NOTABLE PASSENGERS/FANS: John Jacob Astor IV and Benjamin Guggenheim///Jim Belushi, Bill Murray
TIME TO SINK: 160 minutes///103 years and counting
COMELY STAR OF RELATED MOVIE: Kate Winslet "Titanic"///Amy Morton "Rookie of the Year"
GOAT: Captain Edward Smith///Goat
LIFEBOATS: 20///0
AFTER-EFFECTS: maritime safety improvements///generations of anguish
NEW DEVELOPMENTS: 3D///Theo Trio
Interesting...Very Interesting. --RoadDog
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