From the April 12th Chicago Tribune Main Event in the sports section. Always a funny look at sports with a Chicago bent.
1. DESIGNATED HITTERS Well, I don't agree with this one. Who would rather see a pitcher go up and strike out or a guy clobber a home run?
2. DEVIN HESTER NOT RETURNING KICKOFFS-- Hey, they're wise to him now.
3. JIM McMAHON AS A BANK DIRECTOR-- The "Punky" bank guy.
4. A GUY NAMED BUBBA WINNING THE MASTERS-- Well, then there's a guy named Tiger.
5. JOAKIM NOAH'S FREE-THROW SHOOTING-- Almost Niles Crane-style.
6. PLAYING ICE HOCKEY IN THE DESERT-- As in the Hawks playing the Coyotes in NHL Playoffs.
Good Ones. --RoadDog
WILL ROGERS SAYS: Things in our country run in spite of the government, not by aid of it.
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