TEN SURE-FIRE SIGNS THAT YOU ARE TOO OLD
10. You have to be careful about your candy so the dentures don't get pulled out.
9. You can't see when it gets dark.
8. You get winded just knocking on a door.
7. You have to get a kid to chew your candy for you.
6. You ask for high fiber candy only.
5. When somebody drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
4. You're the only Power Ranger in your neighborhood with a walker.
3. You have to careful choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or _____" and can't remember the rest.
1. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.
By the way, I just heard that You Tube, Twitter and Facebook are merging. The new company will be called You-Twit-Face.
Thanks to my Uncle Bo for these.
Like, Boo!!! --RoadDog
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Listen to this man. Seven years of college, you know. Trying to reason with 2020 and, now, 2022.
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