From the Dec, 8th Chicago Tribune Sports Section.
Well, new Cubbie General manager just bought a $3.25 million Lakeview home near his job at Wrigley Field in Chicago. The SMACK! column ran a comparison between Theo Epstein's digs and his word digs.
First Epstein's new house, second Wrigley Field.
NOTABLE DIMENSIONS: 7,800 sq. feet / 400 feet to center field
BEDROOMS: 5 / 0
REPAIRS REQUIRED: Minimal / more than $200 million
STATUES: 0 / 4
FIREPLACES: 4 / 0
TROUGHS IN THE RESTROOMS: no / yes
INDOOR PARKING: yes / no
FACADE: Hand-craved limestone / big red message board
FLOORING: herringbone-design wood/ Kentucky bluegrass and rye
Pretty Funny. --RoadDog
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Listen to this man. Seven years of college, you know. Trying to reason with 2020 and, now, 2022.
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