Listen to this man. Seven years of college, you know. Trying to reason with 2020 and, now, 2022.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

It's Them, Not Me: Exxon's Big Profit

Listening to Chicago's WBBM CBS Channel 2 tonight, I heard that Exxon's first quarter profits for 2011 came in at $11 billion.

They say they have no control over the price of oil and, even better, they don't make much money from oil.

How do you know when Big Oil is lying? Their mouths move.

Honestly, how could anyone figure they'd make any money when I spent $4.10 for a gallon of gas today.

Some Things Are Just Too Hard to Figure Out. --RoadDog


Still not funny.

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