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Tuesday, August 9, 2011

On Boehner and Obama-- Part 1

The July 27th Chicago Tribune had a funny comparison of House Speaker John Boehner and President Barack Obama as they squared off on the debt thing, comparing the two in seven areas.


SURNAME CHALLENGED:

Obama-- Even TV people have referred to him as Osama. (I have unintentionally done so several times. Some of my friends do it on purpose.)
Boehner-- Many pronounce his last name incorrectly the way it would appear to be with a silent 'h." Actually pronounced "BAY-ner."

SPORTS:

Obama-- Former high school athlete (basketball) who likes golf.
Boehner-- Former high school athlete (football) who likes golf.


DESCENT:

Obama-- Part Irish (all black according to his tax return).
Boehner-- Part Irish

PERSON OF COLOR:

Obama-- First African-American president. (No white parentage according to his tax return.)
Boehner-- Known for his deep tan. Obama once joked about him, "He's a person of color, although not a color that appears in the natural world." (Had a non-black said that, it would have been considered a racist remark.)

Some More Comparisons to Come. --RoadDog


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