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Showing posts with label New Business. Show all posts
Showing posts with label New Business. Show all posts
Wednesday, March 18, 2020
Things That Are Since 2010-- Part 2: Fitbit to Uber
Since we've reached the end of yet another decade. Just between you and me, don't these decades seem to be slipping by too fast?
JUNE 2, 2011-- Slut Shaming as a term attacking a woman for her sexual choices.
JUNE 2, 2011-- Fitbit
SEPTEMBER 23, 2011-- Uber, the ride-hailing service
NOVEMBER 3, 2011-- selfie
NOVEMBER 13, 2011-- Bitcoin
DECEMBER 9, 2011-- Pinterest
Uber Me. But I Don't Have a "Smart" Phone. --RoadDog
TOP TEN COUNTRY SONGS: "Mama Get a Hammer (There's a Fly On Papa's Head)."
Labels:
Country Music,
internet,
Lists,
New Business,
new words,
words
Monday, October 27, 2008
In These Bad Business Times...
Received a good e-mail from a friend with some "NEW" business definitions. Had a chuckle. Here are some of them:
CEO-- Chief Embezzlement Officer
CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer
Broker-- What my broker has made me
PROFIT-- an archaic word no longer in use
VALUE INVESTING-- the art of buying low and selling even lower
There has just got to be ones for HEDGE FUNDS, COMMODITY TRADERS, and A Better one for BROKER.
Perhaps HEDGE FUND OPERATOR-- crook
COMMODITY TRADER and STOCKBROKERS-- Chicken Little Wannabes
Laugh While You're Crying. --RoadDog
CEO-- Chief Embezzlement Officer
CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer
Broker-- What my broker has made me
PROFIT-- an archaic word no longer in use
VALUE INVESTING-- the art of buying low and selling even lower
There has just got to be ones for HEDGE FUNDS, COMMODITY TRADERS, and A Better one for BROKER.
Perhaps HEDGE FUND OPERATOR-- crook
COMMODITY TRADER and STOCKBROKERS-- Chicken Little Wannabes
Laugh While You're Crying. --RoadDog
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