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Showing posts with label New Business. Show all posts
Showing posts with label New Business. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 18, 2020

Things That Are Since 2010-- Part 2: Fitbit to Uber


Since we've reached the end of yet another decade.  Just between you and me, don't these decades seem to be slipping by too fast?

JUNE 2, 2011--  Slut Shaming as a term attacking a woman for her sexual choices.

JUNE 2, 2011--  Fitbit

SEPTEMBER 23, 2011--  Uber, the ride-hailing service

NOVEMBER 3, 2011--  selfie

NOVEMBER 13, 2011--  Bitcoin

DECEMBER 9, 2011--  Pinterest

Uber Me.  But I Don't Have a "Smart" Phone.  --RoadDog

TOP TEN COUNTRY SONGS:  "Mama Get a Hammer (There's a Fly On Papa's Head)."




Monday, October 27, 2008

In These Bad Business Times...

Received a good e-mail from a friend with some "NEW" business definitions. Had a chuckle. Here are some of them:

CEO-- Chief Embezzlement Officer

CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer

Broker-- What my broker has made me

PROFIT-- an archaic word no longer in use

VALUE INVESTING-- the art of buying low and selling even lower

There has just got to be ones for HEDGE FUNDS, COMMODITY TRADERS, and A Better one for BROKER.

Perhaps HEDGE FUND OPERATOR-- crook

COMMODITY TRADER and STOCKBROKERS-- Chicken Little Wannabes

Laugh While You're Crying. --RoadDog