Past Movie Scratches: Thirteen-- Evil-- Fallen-- Friday-- Venom-- Quiet

Past Movie Scratches--  Movies I saw on TV in 2020.

133--  THIRTEEN GHOSTS--  10-15--  Beware of uncles bearing gifts.

134.  EVIL DEAD--  10-15--  Don't read the book.  Friends killing friends as gory as possible.  The more the better.

135.  JURASSIC WORLD:  FALLEN KINGDOM--  10-16--  Humans being mean to dinosaurs.  Dinosaurs eating humans.

136.  FRIDAY THE 13TH-2--  10-29--  When will those kids learn?  Teen sex will get ya killed.

137.  VENOM--  10-31--  For sure the beginning of a wonderful relationship.  Please don't eat the good people (or daisies).

138.  A QUIET PLACE--  10-31--  A real good time to keep your mouth shut.  A whole new thing to scare you.

Continuing with the scary movies for some reason.

--RoadTober

Past Movie Scratches: Carrie-- House-- Jurassic-- Witchhunters-- Trick-- Pumpkinhead

Past Movie Scratches--  Movies I saw on TV in 2020.

127.  CARRIE--  10-6--  New Carrie, old Carrie.  Same results.

128.  LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT--  10-6--  Everybody dies hard (Hey, that's another movie), including, and especially, the last one in the microwave.

129.  JURASSIC PARK:  FALLEN KINGDOM--  10-7--  Good ol' Blue saves the day again.  Good Velociraptor.  

130.  HANSEL & GRETA:  WITCHHUNTERS--  10-12--  How many different ways can a witch or human die.  Here are some suggestions.

131.  TRICK OR TREAT--  10-14--  Make sure you keep your Halloween traditions going or Sam will get 'ya.

132.  PUMPKINHEAD--  10-14--   Be careful when seeking revenge or you might get a pumpkin with an attitude.

I wonder why we're having all these spooky movies this tome of year?

--RoadWeen

Some More Survival Tips to People in Horror Movies

** Don't check under the bed (or in the closet).

** Don't get stuck with the pretty one (they always get it first).

** Don't be a horny teenager. (More teenagers get it from the monster while in pursuit of sex than from any other reason.

** Whenever you hear the creepy music, head for the hills. This means the evil is nearby.

** When you see something weird, get out!! Same if you hear something weird.

** Make sure that someone in your group is slower than you at all times.

** Figure on several scares by accident (like a friend coming up behind you and tapping your shoulder) before you die.

Live Longer By Being Careful. --RoadDog

Top Ten Survival Tips for People in Horror Movies

I sure had a great time reading this List Universe offering from June 12, 2011, especially after watching the movie "Halloween" earlier this week. Boy, if anyone EVER needed to read this, it is Jamie Lee Curtis.

10. DOUBLE CHECK the back seat when getting into a car.
9. HIDE-- if you can find a good hiding place, STAY PUT.
8. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE-- especially if you have no weapon, but expect to stumble and fall at least twice.

7. DON'T BE A HERO-- Don't come to rescue of others. After all, they got themselves into the mess in the first place.
6. AVOID THE UNDEAD-- This goes without saying.
5. NO HUMAN SPEAKS IN TONGUES-- even if the person is a family member, if it starts saying strange stuff, kill them.

4. MOVE OUT!-- Always a good idea.
3. TRAVEL IN NUMBERS-- The monsters might get the other ones first and be satisfied or too occupied to go after you.
2. GET LOADED-- As in lots of weapons, the more the better.

1. MAKE SURE IT'S DEAD-- They always come back.

I've Got Some Other Ideas Also. --RoadDog