I'd Celebrate That!!! March 6-7: National Oreo Day and National Cereal Day

**  I'd celebrate it.

MARCH 6

DENTISTS DAY-- **  Some wouldn't celebrate this, but we have a really great dentist, Dr. Bennett,  So here's to you, Doc!!

NATIONAL FROZEN FOOD DAY--  **  Were it not for this or canned food or doggie bag food, Liz and I would never eat.

NATIONAL WHITE CHOCOLATE CHEESECAKE DAY--  **  Hard to imagine ANY KIND of cheesecake not being good.  Right, Golden Girls.

NATIONAL OREO COOKIE DAY--  **  Do you unscrew them to get max icing on one side  (then dip the other side in milk?)?


MARCH 7

NATIONAL CEREAL DAY--  **  I especially like Fruit Loops and raisin bran.

NAMETAG DAY--  **  Especially hard plastic ones.  Not those paper ones where you write your name and pull it off the adhesive and put it on yourself (and it comes off somewhere a short time later)>  Probably time to go through your junk drawers and throw some of them out unless, otherwise, you can't remember your name.

NATIONAL BE HEARD DAY--  **  For small businesses.  Since the big ones get all the advertising.

NATIONAL CROWN ROAST OF PORK DAY--  **  Though I've never had one, it sure looks good.

Crown Me.  --RoadDog

TOP TEN TRIVIA:  The lowest temperature in the world was minus 128.6 F (without a wind chill) at Vostok Station, Antarctica, on July 21, 1983.  And, we were complaining about 2 degrees here in northern Illinois yesterday.  Thanks a lot Canada.

I'd Celebrate That, December 3 to 9: Pearl Harbor Day

OK, sorry.  I've been forgetting these this month.

DECEMBER 3--  Roof Over Your Head Day

DECEMBER 4--  Santa's List Day   Cookie Day**  The Cookie Monster's Got nothin' on me!!

DECEMBER 5--  Ninja Day    Bathtub Party Day

DECEMBER 6--  Pawnbrokers Day

DECEMBER 7--  Pearl Harbor Day**  I did celebrate it.  Cotton Candy Day

DECEMBER 8--  Brownie Day**

DECEMBER 9--  Pastry Day**

--RoadDog

I'd Celebrate That!!!! Nov. 26 to Dec. 2: Pies, Cakes & Cookies This Week

NOVEMBER 26, MONDAY--  Cake Day**    One with lots and lots of icing.   Cookie Day**  Move over Cookie Monster.

NOVEMBER  27, TUESDAY--   Bavarian Cream Pie Day**

NOVEMBER 28,  WEDNESDAY--  French Toast Day**  American Indian Day**  If anyone else believes they got a raw deal, take a look at these people.

NOVEMBER 29, THURSDAY--  E Greetings Day

NOVEMBER 30, FRIDAY--  Hurricane Season Ends**  We sure had enough here in the U.S. this year.   Mousse Day**  As in chocolate?

DECEMBER 1, SATURDAY--Earmuff Day**  When its cold, anything.   National Pie Day**   Yep.  Yup.

DECEMBER 2, SUNDAY--  Special Education Day**   Hannukah begins.**

Pies, Cakes & Cookies!!   Oh, Oh!  --RoadDog

I'd Celebrate That!! October 1-7, 2018: Teachers Day This Friday

OCTOBER 1, MONDAY--  Vegetarian Day**  I like my veggies, just not exclusively.  Homemade Cookies Day**

OCTOBER 2, TUESDAY--  Custodial Workers Day**  Fried Scallops Day**

OCTOBER 3, WEDNESDAY--   Boyfriend Day    Techies Day

OCTOBER 4,   THURSDAY--    World Animal Day**  Golf Lovers Day   Taco Day**  Load mine, please.

OCTOBER 5, FRIDAY--  Teachers Day**  Since I was one for 33 years.   Do Something Nice Day**  Yep, and you'll feel better for it.

OCTOBER 6, SATURDAY--  Noodle Day**  As long as it has sauce.

OCTOBER 7, SUNDAY--   Frappe Day  Not if it is an iced one.

COOKIE!!  --RoadDog

MURPHY'S PHOTOGRAPHY LAWS:  Any surviving best shots are ruined when some opens the dark room door.

I'd Celebrate That!! July 30 to August 5: Watermelon Day This Friday

JULY 30, MONDAY--  Cheesecake Day**  Love my cheesecake, just like the Golden Girls.

JULY 31, TUESDAY--  Avocado Day**

AUGUST 1, WEDNESDAY--  Girlfriends Day**  I'd celebrate it, but my wife won't let me.

AUGUST 2, THURSDAY--  Coloring Book Day     Not much into these anymore.  Ice Cream Sandwich**  I don't get enough of these.

AUGUST 3, FRIDAY--  Watermelon Day**    Remember back before most cars had AC and you'd stop at a roadside stand for a slice of watermelon that had been iced down.  Man, that was good.

AUGUST 4,  SATURDAY--  U.S. Coast Guard 228th Birthday**  Congrats.  Originally the U.S. Revenue Service.    Chocolate Chip Cookie Day**   MMMmmm, chocolate chips in cookies.

AUGUST 5,  SUNDAY--  Friendship Day*8  Cal an old friend.   Sisters Day**  Cal an old sister.   Oyster Day   I wish I could celebrate this one, but I got a bad oyster once.

--RoadDog

WHAT I THINK:  I disagree with Kay Jewelers.  I would bet on any given night Friday or Saturday night that more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

I'd Celebrate That!!! July 9-15: Pina Colada Day

**  I'd Celebrate That!!!

JULY 9--  MONDAY--  Sugar Cookie Day**

JULY 10, TUESDAY--  Pina Colada Day**  One of my favorites.  How did that old song go?

JULY 11, WEDNESDAY--  Cheer Up the Lonely Day**  Pet Photo Day**

JULY 12, THURSDAY--  Different Color Eyes Day   Pecan Pie Day**  But, it is SO Sweet!!

JULY 13, FRIDAY--  French Fries Day**  With lots of ketchup/catsup.

JULY 14, SATURDAY--  Bastlle Day**  Storm the Walls!!   Macaroni and Cheese Day**

JULY 15, SUNDAY--  Toss Away the Could Haves and "Should Haves" Day.  Not sure what this is about.  I looked it up and it is about tossing away the past and living for today.  It is also Ice Cream Day**  Unless I get brain freeze.

Do, What You Think?  --RoadDog

YOU KNOW THE COMPUTER BELONGS TO A REDNECK WHEN:  Outgoing faxes have beer stains on them.

I'd Celebrate That!! May 27 to June 3: Love Them Pink Flamingos

MAY 27, SUNDAY--  Grape Popsicle Day**  102nd Running of the Indy 500**  We sure celebrated that!!

MAY 28, MONDAY--  Memorial Day  I don't celebrate this, I commemorate it.  I saw the traveling Vietnam Wall in McHenry, Illinois, after we got back from Indianapolis.  Bought a lot of drinks for Veterans at Sunnyside Tavern in Johnsburg.

MAY 29, TUESDAY--  Pink Flamingo Day.**   I gotta get me one of these.

MAY 30, WEDNESDAY--  Hole in My Bucket Day**  Is that where my money goes?  Mint Julep Day**  Isn't that supposed to be on Kentucky Derby Day?

MAY 31, THURSDAY--  Macaroon Day**  Love those cookies.  Save Your Hearing Day**  Get those loud pods out of your ears.  Speak in Sentences Day**  Still can't conjugate one of those suckers.

JUNE 1, FRIDAY--  Hurricane Season Begins.  I don't celebrate it.  Leave the Office Early Day.**  Just don't get caught.

JUNE 2, SATURDAY--

JUNE 3, SUNDAY-- Chocolate Macaroon Day**  Cancer Survivor Day**  Egg Day**  Don't Throw Them, though.

I'd Celebrate Most of Them.  --RoadDog

REAL LABELS - REAL PRODUCTS:  On a packet of juggling balls:  "This product contains small granules under three millimeters,  Not suitable for children under the age of 14 years in Europe or 8 years in the USA.  Must be smarter kids in the US?

JSS: Girl Scout Cookies-- White-Out-- $3.14 Pies

JSS:  Just Some Stuff

1.  GIRL SCOUT COOKIES--  Looking high and low and all around, but can't find any Girl Scouts selling cookies.  I need my cookie fix.  Where are you?

2.  WHITE-OUT--  Tuesday we had snow which several times reached white-out level.  Unfortunately, I was driving in it.  Thankfully, nothing stuck.  Definitely ready for winter to be over now, but at least we don't live in the northeast.

3.  $3.14 PIES--  The last three days our local Jewel grocery store had apple pies for just $3.14.  That, of course, ended yesterday, March 14 for some reason.

Looking for Some Girl Scout Cookies.  --RoadDog