I'd Celebrate That!! July 2-8: 4th of July!! You Know

JULY 2, MONDAY--  I Forgot Day**  What?

JULY 3, TUESDAY--  Fried Clam Day **  Since I can't eat oysters anymore.

JULY 4, WEDNESDAY--  Independence Day**  Let's hear it for the U.S.A.!!!

JULY 5--  THURSDAY--  Workaholic Day  Too much work makes RoadDog a droll boy.  Bikini Day**  Of course.

JULY 6, FRIDAY--  Fried Chicken Day**  I'll put the fried chicken of Jewel grocery store up against anybody!!

JULY 7, SATURDAY--

JULY 8, SUNDAY-- Chocolate With Almonds Day**

What, No Saturday?  --RoadDog

REDNECKS AND COMPUTERS:  You know the computer belongs to a Redneck if:  The mouse is referred to as a "critter."

Living In Today's World: Job Performance

From the Dec. 3, 2016, Dilbert comic strip.

1.  The Pointy-Haired Boss is behind Dilbert who is hard at work at his station and says to Dilbert:  "I am supposed to act interested in your well-being to boost your job performance."  Dilbert says:  "No thanks."

2.  Pointy-Haired Boss says, apparently not listening to Dilbert:  "So, how's your wife, or girl friend, or same-sex partner, or loneliness."  Dilbert replies:  "Fine"

3.  Pointy-Headed Boss:  "Okay, I think that covers it."  Dilbert:  "Look!  My productivity is soaring."

Ain't It the truth.  --RoadDog

ONE THING I LEARNED IN LIFE....  The older I get, the smarter my parents get.

Worst Words to Say at Work

In Forbes by Linda Durro.

Try
Whatever
Maybe
I don't know.
I'll get back to you.
If
Yes, but.
I guess.
We'll see.

How About Swearing at the Boss? --RoadDog