I'd Celebrate That!! July 2-8: 4th of July!! You Know

JULY 2, MONDAY--  I Forgot Day**  What?

JULY 3, TUESDAY--  Fried Clam Day **  Since I can't eat oysters anymore.

JULY 4, WEDNESDAY--  Independence Day**  Let's hear it for the U.S.A.!!!

JULY 5--  THURSDAY--  Workaholic Day  Too much work makes RoadDog a droll boy.  Bikini Day**  Of course.

JULY 6, FRIDAY--  Fried Chicken Day**  I'll put the fried chicken of Jewel grocery store up against anybody!!

JULY 7, SATURDAY--

JULY 8, SUNDAY-- Chocolate With Almonds Day**

What, No Saturday?  --RoadDog

REDNECKS AND COMPUTERS:  You know the computer belongs to a Redneck if:  The mouse is referred to as a "critter."