Listen to this man. Seven years of college, you know. Trying to reason with 2020 and, now, 2022.

Monday, October 31, 2011

A Ten at Ten Halloween

From Bob Stroud and WDRV, Chicago's Drive.

In Honor of the Spooks.

CLAP FOR THE WOLFMAN-- Guess Bhoo
I PUT A SPELL ON YOU-- Creedence Clearwater Resurrection
SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL-- Ozzy Boosbourne

DEVIL IN DISGUISE-- Elvis Nasty Move Presley
SCARY MONSTERS (AND SUPER CREEPS)-- David Boo-ie
THRILLER-- Michael Weird By Himself Jackson
DEAD MAN'S PARTY-- Oingo Boingo

DANCING IN THE MOONLIGHT-- King Harvest Reaper
WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE-- Alice Scary By Himself Cooper
FRANKENSTEIN-- Edgar Cold and Dreary Winter

Like, Too Scary. --RoadDog

Some More Survival Tips to People in Horror Movies

** Don't check under the bed (or in the closet).

** Don't get stuck with the pretty one (they always get it first).

** Don't be a horny teenager. (More teenagers get it from the monster while in pursuit of sex than from any other reason.

** Whenever you hear the creepy music, head for the hills. This means the evil is nearby.

** When you see something weird, get out!! Same if you hear something weird.

** Make sure that someone in your group is slower than you at all times.

** Figure on several scares by accident (like a friend coming up behind you and tapping your shoulder) before you die.

Live Longer By Being Careful. --RoadDog

Fall Color Patrol: Geneva Lake, Wisconsin

Hit the road over the last four days as we are getting some fall color, finally. It's been a strange fall for tree color. No mass color explosion, just gradual. Some trees already have lost all leaves, others are now changing and some haven't started losing them yet. Not sure if I like it or not. I like having color over a long period, but also like that big "blast" of fall foliage.


FRIDAY, October 28th

Drove to Lake Geneva, Wisconsin. Patches of color in residential section by the downtown. Snake Road was absolutely brilliant!! Couldn't have hit it at a better time. Drove it three times.

Had the fish fry at Daddy Maxwell's in Williams Bay. Never had lemon pepper haddock. Great stuff.

Drove North Lake Shore Drive to Delavan and then took South Lake Shore Drive to our two favorite side roads on the South Shore. We had a lot of color. Had a close encounter with a deer and stopped for a brew at the Owl Tavern, dating to 1908.

Stopped at Donovan's Reef on the way home for NTN and Happy Hour.

That Snake Road Was Really Worth the Whole Trip. --RoadDog


PARAPROSDOKIAN SENTENCE: A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Top Ten Survival Tips for People in Horror Movies

I sure had a great time reading this List Universe offering from June 12, 2011, especially after watching the movie "Halloween" earlier this week. Boy, if anyone EVER needed to read this, it is Jamie Lee Curtis.

10. DOUBLE CHECK the back seat when getting into a car.
9. HIDE-- if you can find a good hiding place, STAY PUT.
8. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE-- especially if you have no weapon, but expect to stumble and fall at least twice.

7. DON'T BE A HERO-- Don't come to rescue of others. After all, they got themselves into the mess in the first place.
6. AVOID THE UNDEAD-- This goes without saying.
5. NO HUMAN SPEAKS IN TONGUES-- even if the person is a family member, if it starts saying strange stuff, kill them.

4. MOVE OUT!-- Always a good idea.
3. TRAVEL IN NUMBERS-- The monsters might get the other ones first and be satisfied or too occupied to go after you.
2. GET LOADED-- As in lots of weapons, the more the better.

1. MAKE SURE IT'S DEAD-- They always come back.

I've Got Some Other Ideas Also. --RoadDog

Every Blooming THing: Late October

It's been a bit of a strange fall color thing around here this year. A lot of trees had color and are now completely bare, others are just becoming colorful and still many more haven't started changing at all. Instead of one mass of fall color at once, we're getting it in increments.

Our subdivision in Spring Grove, Illinois, is particularly striking right now. The neighbors have sure planted a nice variety of fall color trees. My sugar maple is getting a nice yellow now and the twenty burning bushes quite a red. Plus, there are the several hundred mum plants bursting forth in all sorts of colors, but mostly yellow.

I am especially proud of the mums out by the driveway culvert.

The tall grasses are getting tasseled nicely.

Enjoy it Now, Because Soon It Will Be Gone. --RoadDog


PARAPROSDOKIAN SENTENCE: Always borrow money from a pessimist. he won't expect it back.

Friday, October 28, 2011

Top Ten Horror Movies

In honor of Halloween, List Universe presented this repeat of their September 2, 2007, list of top horror movies. As usual, they also have pictures and a write-up. I'm just listing 'em. An asterisk means I haven't seen it.

10. Ringu*
9. Jaws
8. Poltergeist (When that skull popped out of that closet, well, let's just say....)
7. Texas Chainsaw Massacre

6. Carrie
5. Les Diaboliques*
4. Rosemary's Baby

3. Psycho
2. Exorcist
1. The Shining (If Jack can't play a deranged person, no one can.)

Like, Boo!! --RoadDog

Here's Some Halloween Music for You

I have decided a lot of the songs the Drive has been playing can be considered Halloween. Here is a list of those songs since midnight so far today.

VICTIM OF LOVE-- Eagles
VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR-- Buggles
VOODOO CHILD (SLIGHT RETURN)-- Jimi Hendrix
WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE-- Bon Jovi
WAR-- Edwin Starr (If a war isn't the most frightening thing, I don't know what is.)

WASTED ON THE WAY-- CSN
THE WEIGHT-- Band
WEREWOLVES OF LONDON-- Warren Zevon
WHATEVER GETS YOU THROUGH THE NIGHT-- John Lennon
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE-- Guns 'N Roses

WELCOME TO THE MACHINE-- Police
WHEN THE LEVEE BREAKS-- Led Zeppelin
WHEN THE WHIP COMES DOWN-- Roling Stones
WHERE THE STREETS HAVE NO NAME-- U2
WHIP IT-- Devo

WHIPPING POST-- Allman Brothers
WHITER SHADE OF PALE-- Procul Harum
WHO ARE YOU-- Who
WHO'S CRYING NOW-- Journey

WHO CAN IT BE NOW?-- Men at Work
WILD NIGHT-- Van Morrison
WILD THING-- Troggs
THE WIND CRIES MARY-- Jimi Hendrix

Scary Enough for Me. --RoadDog

The Drive's A to Z: October 28th

Day nine of the show, and we're about finished, unfortunately. That means, no listening to WXRT, WNCT, Little Steven, Bluesbreakers or Fessa John Hook's Beach Countdown.

The absolute strangest song was played yesterday. "Take This Job and Shove It" by Johnny Paycheck is not what I would call classic rock. But I still sang along with it. Great song.

Songs played since I've been up this morning:

WHITE RABBIT-- Jefferson Airplane
WHITE ROOM-- Cream
WHITE WEDDING-- Billy Idol
WHITER SHADE OF PALE-- Procul Harum
WHO ARE YOU-- Who (Or is it that CSI show?)

WHO CAN IT BE NOW?-- Men at Work
WHO DO YOU LOVE-- George Thorogood
WHO'LL STOP THE RAIN-- CCR
WHO'S CRYING NOW-- Journey
WHOLE LOTTA LOVE-- Led Zeppelin (Sure hooked me on the group. Always reminds me of NIU's Tune Room.)

WHOLE LOT OF ROSIE-- AC/DC
WHY CAN'T THIS BE LOVE-- Van Halen
WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS-- War
WILD HORSES-- Rolling Stones
WILD NIGHT-- Van Morrison

WILD THING-- Troggs (You make my heart sing.)
WILD WILD NIGHT-- Talking Heads
WILD WORLD-- Cat Stevens
WILL IT GO ROUND IN CIRCLES-- Billy Preston
THE WIND CRIES MARY-- Jimi Hendrix

WIND OF CHANGE-- Scorpions
THE WINDOW-- Steve Miller Band

Sure Missing My Halloween Songs. --RoadDog

The Drive's A to Z Word Thing: What and When

WHAT


WHAT A FOOL BELIEVES-- Doobie Brothers
WHAT ABOUT LOVE-- Heart
WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU-- Romantics (One of my all-time favorites.)
WHAT IS AND NEVER SHOULD BE-- Led Zeppelin
WHAT IS LIFE-- George Harrison

WHAT IT TAKES-- Aerosmith
WHAT YOU NEED-- Inxs
WHAT YOU'RE DOING-- Beatles
WHAT'S ON MY MIND-- Kansas
WHAT'S YOUR NAME-- Lynyrd Skynyrd
WHATEVER GETS YOU THROUGH THE NIGHT-- John Lennon


WHEN

WHEN I'M 64-- Beatles (Four years from now, well, 3 years and 7 months actually.)
WHEN IT'S LOVE-- Van Halen
WHEN IT'S OVER-- Loverboy
WHEN LOVE COMES TO TOWN-- B.B. King
WHEN THE LEVEE BREAKS-- Led Zeppelin

WHEN THE MUSIC'S OVER-- Doors
WHEN THE WHIP COMES DOWN-- Rolling Stones
WHEN THE WORLD IS RUNNING-- Police
WHEN YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES-- Night Ranger
WHEN YOU DANCE-- Neil Young

Sure Gonna Miss This Drive Event. --RoadDog


PARAPROSDOLIAN SENTENCE: The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas.

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Done Seen It All: Butt Paste, Labels, Monsters, Butt Paste Part 2

Let's file this under things I never expected to see. Maybe it's a Halloween thing.


1. BUTT PASTE-- Received an offer to save a buck on original formula, all natural or maximum strength Boudreaux's Butt Paste. More on that later.


2. LABELS-- And believe it or not, received another offer for 250 easy peel self stick address labels. And I have my choice of them in white, gold, clear, rainbow, American flag or silver. And, for the amazingly low price of $3.65!! Oh yes, and it comes in an easy to use Label Dispenser.

The only problem is, I'm kinda up to my **** in my address labels with more coming in all the time, especially as Christmas approaches. The organizations looking for donations have made sure of that.

3. MONSTERS-- Cartoon Parade in the Oct. 9th Parade Magazine had two Godzilla-like monsters destroying a city, with one about to do in a neat-looking old building. The other one turns and says to him, "Not that one--we'll have the Historical Society after us."

Good one. I belong to several historical and preservation groups. Now, if we could just get Walgreen's and CVS to leave those historical structures alone.


4. BUTT PASTE, Part 2: Now, that would be a good name for a band. Actually, Boudreaux's Butt Paste is made for babies and is a diaper rash ointment skin protectant invented by Louisiana Pharmacist George Boudreaux in 1978, way too late for my baby days.

Find out more at www.buttpaste.com

Well, I never. --RoadDog

A Halloween Spooktacular on the Drive

A few of the songs played on the Drive's A to Z that might be considered to have Halloweenish overtures.


The Stroke-- Billy Squier


Strange Brew-- Cream
Strange Magic-- ELO
Strange Way-- Firefall


Spooky-- Atlanta Rhythm Section

Spirit in the Night-- Manfred Mann's Earth Band
Spirit in the Sky-- Norman Greenbaum
The Spirit of the Radio-- Rush
Spirit in the Material World-- Police

By the way, Bob Stroud'a annual Halloween Spooktacular Rock and Roll Roots show will be this Sunday, 7 to 10 am CDST on www.wdrv.com.

Like...BOO!! --RoadDog

The Drive's A to Z: October 27th

Now playing the letter "S" which was begun yesterday just before noon. They are wondering whether the letter will be able to make it to noon today, for a 24-hour stretch.

These are songs I've heard since getting up this morning.

SUICIDE BLONDE-- Inxs
SUITE: JUDY BLUE EYES-- CSN
SUITE: MADAME BLUE-- Styx
SULTANS OF SWING-- Dire Straits
SUMMER BREEZE-- Seals & Crofts

SUMMER IN THE CITY-- Loving Spoonful
SUMMER OF '69-- Bryan Adams
SUMMERTIME BLUES-- Who
SUN KING MEDLEY-- Beatles
SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY-- U2

SUNDOWN-- Gordon Lightfoot
SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT-- Corey Hart
SUNNY AFTERNOON-- Kinks
SUNSET GRILL-- Don Henley

SUNSHINE-- Jonathan Edwards
SUNSHINE OF YOUR LOVE-- Creams
SUNSHINE SUPERMAN-- Donovan
SUNSPOT BABY-- Bob Seger

One More Day to Go. --RoadDog

The Drive's A to Z Word Thing: Sugar-- Stroke-- Street- Still

How many songs can you name beginning with those words?



SUGAR MAGNOLIA-- Grateful Dead
SUGAR MOUNTAIN-- Neil Young



THE STROKE-- Billy Squier


STREET FIGHTING MAN-- Rolling Stones
STREET OF DREAMS-- Rainbow
STREETS OF PHILADELPHIA-- Bruce Springsteen



STILL THE ONE-- Orleans
STILL THE SAME-- Bob Seger
STILL THEY RIDE-- Journey
STILL...YOU TURN ME ON-- Emerson, Lake & Palmer

Stroke Me, Stroke Me. --RoadDog

Still Rockin': The Drive's A to Z

Yesterday, while I was listening in the morning, the Drive, WDRV in Chicago, was playing songs beginning with the word "Rock" or some form of it. I tuned in late and missed the first ones.

Here they are:

ROCK AND A HARD PLACE-- Rolling Stones (Keith Richards' song)
ROCK AND ROLL-- Led Zeppelin
ROCK AND ROLL AIN'T NO NOISE POLLUTION-- AC/DC
ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT-- Kiss (OK, Showtime!)
ROCK AND ROLL BAND-- Boston

ROCK AND ROLL GIRLS-- John Fogerty (Yeah, CCR!)
ROCK & ROLL, HOOTCHIE COO-- Rick derringer (Wasn't he with the McCoys?)
ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC-- Beatles
ROCK AND ROLL NEVER FORGETS-- Bob Seger (Wish I could say that.)
ROCK AND ROLL PART TWO-- Gary Glitter (One of the great all-time sports songs.)

Remember, streaming at www.wdrv.com


PARAPROSDOKIAN SENTENCE: You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need one to skydive twice.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

It's Them, Not Me: I Support the Occupy Movement

This past weekend, we were in Chicago and saw the Occupy Chicago group in front of the Chicago Board of Trade Building on Jackson Street. There were about 70 on the corner opposite and they were chanting, beating a variety of drums and with plenty of placards.

When returning, they were joined by even more people who were having a march down the sidewalk. However, many of these people were supporting a variety of causes that had nothing to do with what I figure the main purpose of the Occupy Movement is. Some of them had posters about the police killing innocent people.

The Occupy Movement seems to have started in New York City with an Occupy Wall Street group, but has spread all over the US. If I am correct, the purpose is to show that a lot of US citizens are getting tired of the super rich getting richer while the rest of us suffer in this economic situation I hear called more and more, The Great Recession. This was brought on by those super rich and their efforts to get even richer.


IT'S THE GRBS

For quite some time I have been referring to these people as GRBs, standing for Greedy Rich Boys (or you can substitute another last word). GRBs largely consist of investment bankers, stock market folk and especially hedge funds.

Sadly, it seems that the government is supporting the GRBs, something I see every time I look at my Certificates of Deposit. That situation is horrible.

The Occupy Movement, however, has to start getting its agenda together. Groups jumping aboard with other goals need to be excluded. A national guiding group is needed as well to coordinate efforts.

The key is to let the government and GRBs know that many people know what they're up to and are extremely unhappy about it.

Hey, the GRBs have their Tea Party Movement backing them. Now, us regular folk have their own group.

Like the guy in that movie said, "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!!"

Mad As Hell. --RoadDog

The Drive's A to Z: Long and Keep

Taking a specific look at the list for songs beginning with the words "Keep" and "Long."

There were just 17 songs beginning with the letter "K" with five of them starting with the word "Keep."



KEEP ON LOVING YOU-- REO Speedwagon
KEEP ON SMILING-- Wet Willie
KEEP PUSHIN'-- REO Speedwagon
KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF--
KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE-- Queen



Songs beginning with the word "Long."

THE LONG AND WINDING ROAD-- Beatles
LONG COOL WOMAN-- Hollies
LONG DISTANCE RUNAROUND-- Yes
LONG LIVE ROCK-- Who
LONG LONG WAY FROM HOME-- Foreigner

THE LONG RUN-- Eagles
LONG TIME-- Boston
LONG TIME GONE-- CSN
LONG TRAIN RUNNIN'-- Doobie Brothers
LONG TWIN SILVER LINE-- Bob Seger

Took a Long Time. --RoadDog

The Drive's A to Z: October 26th

Since I've been up this morning. Hey, that would be a good song title.

It was a real Rockin' Experience this morning.

ROCK AND ROLL STEW-- Traffic
ROCK AND ROLL WOMAN-- Buffalo Springfield
ROCK CANDY-- Montrose
ROCKIN' IN THE USA-- John Mellancamp
ROCK ME TONIGHT-- Billy Squier

ROCK 'N ME-- Steve Miller Band
ROCK 'N ROLL FANTASY-- Bad Company
ROCK OF AGES-- Def Leppard
ROCK ON-- David Essex
ROCK STEADY-- Bad Company

ROCK THE CASBAH-- Clash
ROCK THIS TOWN-- Stray Cats
ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE-- Scorpions

ROCKET-- Def Leppard
ROCKET MAN-- Elton John
ROCKIN' AROUND WITH YOU-- Tom Petty
ROCKIN' AT MIDNIGHT-- Honeydrippers
ROCKIN' DOWN THE HIGHWAY-- Doobie Brothers
www.wdrv.com

Rocked Me Right Off the Office Chair. --RoadDog


PARAPROSDOKIAN SENTENCE: A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

A Monday in Retirement: Goodbye 2011 Boating Season

I just hate this retirement hassle.

Yesterday on the internet and posting to these blogs. Chicago sports fans should take a look at my history blog at http://cootershistorything.blogspot.com. I'm doing a Chicago sports relics from the Tribune.

We went boating and eagle hunting. Didn't find any bald eagles, but did find two likely nests on Fox Lake.

Took the boat out of the water at the Legion with little difficulty. Since I only move the boat usually twice a year, I am not very good at backing that trailer into the water. Then, there's the fun of getting the boat positioned onto the trailer.

Drove it over to Midwest Marine on Lake Marie, dropped it off and had a season celebratory pitcher at the Sand Bar and talked with a couple who graduated from NIU on 1976 and remembered a lot of local restaurants and places in the northwest suburbs, including that great Honey Hill Beach in Wauconda.

Then went to Tommy's in Spring Grove and had some sandwich wraps.

Tough Life, But Somebody's Got to Do It. --RoadDog