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Monday, February 29, 2016

It Is Not Really Winter in Chicago Until This Happens-- Part 1

From the Jan. 13, 2016, Chicago Tribune "The Talk" by Mary Schmich.

As we have a winter storm warning for tonight, but so far, we can't really complain about winter as it hasn't been overly bad, even though I see we're close to normal amounts of snow.

IT'S NOT REALLY WINTER IN CHICAGO UNTIL YOU'VE:

Gone in search of long underwear.

Lost at least one glove.

Seen your heating bill and swear.

The ice turns black and lingers for at least two weeks.

Slipped on that ice.

Shoveled (or used the snowblower) at least three times.

Felt vaguely guilty about letting someone else do the shoveling.

Cursed your neighbor for not shoveling.

Forsaken nice looking shoes for ugly boots.

Winter.  UUGGHH!!  --RoadDog

KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS:
Teacher:  Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
Tommy:  Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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