Listen to this man. Seven years of college, you know. Trying to reason with 2020 and, now, 2022.

Wednesday, October 24, 2018

Past Movie Scratches: Manos-- Leprechaun-- Leprechaun-- Leprechaun-- Leprechaun-- Leprechaun--


Movies I saw on TV in 2017.

49.  MANOS: HAND OF FATE--  10-26--  As stupid as it gets.

50.  LEPRECHAUN 2--  10-27--  Lil' Green Guy with all the wise cracks and horrible ways of killing people.  "Careful what you wish for."

51.  LEPRECHAUN 3--  10-27--  Lil' Green Guy living it up and dying in Las Vegas.

52.  LEPRECHAUN 4:  IN SPACE--  10-27--  On a space ship  This time with the corniest characters ever created.  Alien ain't got nothin' on the Lil' Green Guy.

53.  LEPRECHAUN: IN THE HOOD--  Lil' Green Guy gets hooked on reefer and rap.

54.  LEPRECHAUN:  BACK TO THE HOOD--  Little Green Racist Guy back to killing Blacks, but this time gets burned, shot with 4-leaf clovers and swallowed in cement.  Little guy takes a beating but keeps on ticking.

Something About Being Near Halloween, You Know.  --RoadDog

HOW TO LIE TO THE BATHROOM SCALE:  Weigh yourself after a haircut, this is good for at least half a pound of hair (hopefully_.

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