From the Oct. 10, 2010, Listverse
10. Know the Odds (I know mine, lose almost all of the time,)
9. Take Only what you can lose
8. Watch Your Cash.
7. Know When to Quit.
6. Watch the Clock (Well, actually your watch or cell phone, nowadays.)
5. Don't Drink (Hey, that's the only way I come out ahead.)
4. Take Breaks
3. Don't Use a System.
2. Hidden Costs (In order to win big at some machines, you have to put in maximum coins.
1. Cash Out
I Have Come Up With the Best Way Not to Lose. Don't Play. --RoadDog
TOO PUNNY: A group of chess enthusiasts were standing in a hotel lobby bragging about their recent tournament wins. The manager came over and told them to disperse because he couldn't stand "Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Being an account of some things I'm interested in, what I'm doing, and reflections on my past, especially music.
Listen to this man. Seven years of college, you know. Trying to reason with 2020 and, now, 2022.
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