Listen to this man. Seven years of college, you know. Trying to reason with 2020 and, now, 2022.

Monday, May 4, 2020

Past Movie Scratches: Dragon-- Dumb-- Black-- Hard-- Moms-- Madison


Past Movie Scratches--  Movies I saw on TV in 2019.

43.  HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2--  2-24--  Hiccup finds Mom, loses Dad and Toothless overcomes.

44.  DUMB AND DUMBER--  3-2--  They sure were, but not in a mean way.  Just pretty naive.

45.  MEN IN BLACK 3--  3-4--  Going back to save K from Boris the Animal.  Only, don't call him animal, it hurts his feelings.

46.  LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD--  3-3--  Wisecrack city.  Taking down a helicopter with a car because McClain had run out of bullets.

47.  BAD MOMS--  3-6--  Pushed to the limit, three moms go "bad."  Funny, but way too much sex and swearing.

48.  BILLY MADISON--  3-10--  Beware the penguin and academic decathlon.

--RoadFlick


LAUGHTER TO BATTLE THE "V":  "At the grocery store yesterday I saw at least 20 people buy massive amounts of toilet paper, pay with debit cards, use the PIN pads and then touch their faces.  All I'm saying is at least the dinosaurs had an excuse."


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