Listen to this man. Seven years of college, you know. Trying to reason with 2020 and, now, 2022.

Monday, November 9, 2015

Past Movie Scratches: Elf-- Horse-- Story-- 2-- Juraissic-- Juraissic-- Juraisic-- Prometheus


Movies that I watched on TV in 2014.

114.  ELF--  12-24--  Born human, raised by elves at North Pole, saves Christmas.  Too big for his britches.

115.  THE HORSE SOLDIERS--  12-25--  John Wayne to the rescue as hero against the Confederacy.  Sorry, John.  Wrong side this time.

116.  A CHRISTMAS STORY--  12-25--  One of my traditions with the flag pole and that red Ryder.  #1 favorite Christmas movie.

117.  A CHRISTMAS STORY 2--  12-26--  Jump ahead six years.  It's a car this time.

118.  JURAISSIC PARK--  12-27--  If the water in the puddles shakes, run like hell.  Just don't try to hide out in the outhouse.

119.  JURAISSIC PARK 2--  12-27--  Just what you wanted, a T-Rex in your backyard.  Poor Fido.

120.  JURAISSIC PARK 3-- 12-27--   Finding it and playing with the Big Birds while avoiding that pesky super carnivore.

121.  PROMETHEUS--  12-30--  Our forefathers, our alien.

--RoadDog


Fifty Best Beatle Songs-- Part 2 "And Your Bird Can Sing"

25.   HELTER SKELTER
24.  OH! DARLING
23.  COME TOGETHER
22.  I'VE JUST SEEN A FACE
21.  I WANT YOU (SHE'S SO HEAVY)

20.  TWO OF US
19.  YESTERDAY
18.  LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS
17.  GOLDEN SLUMBERS
16.  NORWEGIAN WOOD (THIS BIRD HAS FLOWN)

15.  DEAR PRUDENCE
14.  HAPPINESS IS A WARM GUN
13.  TOMORROW NEVER KNOWS
12.  AND YOUR BIRD CAN SING
11.  I SAW HER STANDING THERE

10.  IN MY LIFE
9.  SOMETHING
8.  LET IT BE
7.  STRAWBERRY FIELDS FOREVER
6.  ELEANOR RIGBY

5.  HEY JUDE
4.  WHILE MY GUITAR GENTLY WEEPS
3.  ACROSS THE UNIVERSE
2.  BLACKBIRD
1.  A DAY IN THE LIFE

  Regardless, I will always like their earlier songs better than the latter ones, even though they were better written.  They were not as much fun.

--Name That Tune:  "Ahh, Look At All the Lonely People."  --RoadDog


"Eleanor Rigby"

Banned from the Radio "Puff the Magic Dragon"

From the August 20, 2015, Do You Remember.com by Dre Weston.

GIVE IRELAND BACK TO THE IRISH--  Paul McCartney (1972) By the BBC.
I'LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS--  Bing Crosby (1943) By BBC War weariness and home front.
WHITE CHRISTMAS--  Bing Crosby-- (1957) Because composer Irving Berlin didn't want a star singing it.
PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON--  Peter, Paul & Mary.  By Spiro Agnew because of "reference" to marijuana.

LOUIE LOUIE--  Kingsmen  (1963)  Did they swear or say nasty things.  No one really knows what they said.
ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGH--  John Denver (1972)  Glorified drug use.
A DAY IN THE LIFE--  Beatles (1967)--  drug references
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN--  Sex Pistols (1977) insulted the Queen

Some of these surprised me.

Name That Tune:  "I Read in the News Today About a Lucky Man Who Made the Grade."  --RoadDog


CHOCOLATE RULES:  The problem is how to get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car.  The solution is to eat it in the parking lot.

"A Day In the Life"




Saturday, November 7, 2015

The Sad Case of Joe Gliniewicz

I must say that the revelations of this past week concerning this police officer whom everyone believed to be a hero who died in the line of duty in Fox Lake, Illinois, have been more than a little upsetting.

At first, it was hard to believe he had committed suicide which was bad enough, but then to learn that the suicide was committed to avoid the fall out from his stealing money from the Explorer Post he ran, well that was a real knockout punch.

His death caused much fear and worry here in the Fox Lake area (we live five miles from the village).  Plus, the amount of grief and public outpouring toward his family was unprecedented.  I doubt that any police officer had received more recognition from his town.

We attended two fund raisers as well as spent hours out on US-12 when they had the two+-hour procession from his funeral to the cemetery.

I sure wish we had known about the stealing and myriad of other things he did that were not square before we went trough all of that.

However, I'm just going to think we also did it to honor other police officers who have fallen in the line of duty and will continue to keep my blue light on.




50 Best Beatle Songs-- Part 1: "Ticket to Ride"

From the August 28, 2015, Yahoo! Music by Hilary Sanders.

This was compiled by more than 20 staff members, contributors and interns.

Regardless of how you feel about these rankings, it is always great to see a list of Beatle songs.  Try reading them and not hum a few lines.

50.  The Long and Winding Road
49.  With a Little Help from My Friends
48.  From Me to You
47.  Love Me Do
46.  I'll Follow the Sun

45.  She Loves You
44.  Can't Buy Me Love
43.  Eight Days a Week
42.  I Want to Hold Your Hand
41.  All You Need Is Love

40.  Penny Lane
39.  The Fool on the Hill
38.  The Things We Said Today
37.  Rocky Raccoon
36.  She Came in Through the Bathroom Window

35.  Ticket to Ride
34.  Get Back
33.  A Hard Day's Night
32.  And I Love Her
31.  Paperback Writer

30.  Cry Baby Cry
29.  All My Loving
28.  Here Comes the Sun
27.  Revolution #9
26.  Help!

Name That Tune:  "Only to Find Gideon's Bible."  --RoadDog


CHOCOLATE RULES:  Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.


"Rocky Raccoon"




Friday, November 6, 2015

Music Deaths: Billy Sherrill and Bob Johnston

BILLY SHERRILL, 78

Died August 4, 2015.  Country music producer behind hits such as "Stand By Your Man" (#19-1969) for Tammy Wynette and "Behind Closed Doors" (#15-1973) and "The Most Beautiful Girl In the World (#1-1973) by Charlie Rich.


DONALD "BOB" JOHNSTON, 83.

Died August 14, 2015.  Producer with Columbia Records.  Worked on Bob Dylan's "Blonde on Blonde" and  "Highway 61 Revisited" albums.

Also produced:

Sounds of Silence" and "Parsley Sage, Rosemary and Thyme" albums for Simon and Garfunkel.

"Johnny Cash at Folsom Prison" album.  Also Patti Page's "Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte" (#8-1963).

Past Movie Scratches: Miracle-- Frost-- Fred-- Vacation-- Clause-- Museum

Movies I saw on TV in 2014.

107.  MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET--  12-13.  Is he or is he not?  My Christmas favorite #4.

108.  JACK FROST--  12-14--  Frosty he wasn't.  Slacker he was.

109.  FRED CLAUS--  12-16--  Santa's wayward brother changes his way.  A sibling support group.

110.  CHRISTMAS VACATION--  An old-fashioned Griswald Christmas does not turn out as Sparky expects.  Christmas movie favorite #2.

111.  SANTA CLAUSE 2--  Getting Mrs. Claus and fighting the mean, evil puppet.

112.  NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM--  12-21--  Remember to throw the bone.

--RoadDog

Past Movie Scratches: Mistletoe-- Slipper-- Grumpy-- Wonderful-- Academy-- Trek

Movies I saw on TV in 2014.

102.  MISTLETOE & MOONLIGHT--  11-25--  Saving Santa Claus Land the hard way.

103.  GLASS SLIPPER--  11-26--  Cinderella with people and a ballet.

104.  GRUMPY CAT'S WORST CHRISTMAS--  11-30--  So bad it was actually sort of funny.

105.  IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE--  12-8--  That ending still gets me every time.  My Christmas favorite #3 movie.

106.  POLICE ACADEMY 2--  12-11--  Just as funny as the first one as they save Dr. Johnny Fever.

107.  STAR TREK--  12-12--  Putting the crew together. The prequel.

--RoadDog

CHOCOLATE RULES:  If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
(From the Orange Peel)


Thursday, November 5, 2015

Movie Scratches: Transylvania-- Intern-- Martian-- Scorch

A Dog's Eye View of today's movies.

57.  HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA 2--  10-1--  Fox Lake, $6--  Great Grand Vamp scares fangs out of great grandson after Grand Vamp fails to get them to drop.

58.  THE INTERN--  10-1--  Fox Lake, $6--  The old guy rules.  maybe there is hope for us old guys after this movie and "A Walk in the Woods."

59.  THE MARTIAN--  10-13--  Fox Lake, $5--  The Colonizer of Mars or is it the Martian Pirate?

60.  MAZE RUNNER: THE SCORCH--  10-15--  First the Maze, now the Scorch with the desert and unfriendly biters.  Some days it just pay to get up.

Love Those Nathan's Hot Dogs at Regal Theaters.  --RoadDog

WLS Top Ten for November 5, 1965: "Everybody Loves a Clown"

1.  GET OFF MY CLOUD--  Rolling Stones
2.  LOVERS CONCERTO--  Toys
3.  KEEP ON DANCING--  Gentrys

4.  LOOK THROUGH ANY WINDOW--  Hollies
5.  YOU'RE THE ONE--  Vogues
6.  EVERYBODY LOVES A CLOWN--  Gary Lewis
7.  LIAR LIAR--  Castaways

8.  I HEAR A SYMPHONY--  Supremes
9.  YESTERDAY--  Beatles
10.  EVERYONE'S GONE TO THE MOON--  Jonathan King

Name That Tune:  "You've Given Me a True Love and Every Day I Thank You Love."  --RoadDog


THE LAST MORE TO PONDER:  Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeet.

"I Hear a Symphony"

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Music Deaths: Cilla Black and Lynn Anderson

CILLA BLACK, 72.  Died August 1, 2015.  Signed by the Beatles manager Brian Epstein.  Born 1943.  had a string of hits with "Anyone Who had a Heart" written by Burt Bacharach and Hal David.  Also "You're My World."  Both hit #1 in Britain.

LYNN ANDERSON, 67.  Died July 30, 2015.  Had the huge cross-over hit  "Rose Garden" (#3-1971)

Music Deaths: Buddy Blue and Buddy Emmons

BUDDY BLUE  Died July 18, 2015. Born in Dothan, Alabama.  Best known for writing hits for the Classics IV like "Spooky" (#3-1968), "Traces" (#2-1969) and "Everyday With You Girl" (#19-1969).

Also wrote Atlanta Rhythm section's "So In to You" (#7-1977) and "Imagary Lover" (#7-1978).

BUDDY EMMONS, 78--  Died July 29, 2015.  from Mishawauka, Indiana.  Played with Little Jimmy Dickens, Ernest Tubb and Roger Miller.  Called "The World's Foremost Steel Guitarist."

Farm Aid and Dead Moneymakers

The 30th annual Farm Aid Concert was held September 19, 2015, at Chicago's Northerly Island.  Featured were Neil Young, John Mellancamp, Willie Nelson and Mavis Staples.

Forbes Magazine announced their annual list of top-earning dead celebrities.  leading the list this year is Michael Jackson with $115 million.  Elvis Presley is at #2 with $55 million.

3.  Charles Schultz (Peanuts) $40 million
4.  Bob Marley $21 million
5.  Elizabeth Taylor $20 million

Other top 15:  John Lennon, Marilyn Monroe, James Dean and Joan Rivers.

--RoadDog


MORE TO PONDER:  Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

JSS: Warm-- Bears Outside-- Boating

JSS--  Just Some Stuff

1.  WARM--  After a very chilly and rainy Halloween, we have had great weather since then ans it will continue until Friday.  I mean shorts and tee shirt weather.  Got to enjoy that now as by next week, you-know-what will be here.  Temps in the 70s!!

2.  BEARS OUTSIDE--  It has been so nice, we even were able to watch Da Bears lose again outside at Kenny's  place on Sunday.

3.  BOATING-  Well, boating season is over.  Planning to pick up the boat today at the marina and take it out to Hebron for the winter.  This was not a very good boating season as we only hot the boat out 26 times.  We normally shoot for 40.

Oh Well, Maybe next Year.  --RoadDog

A Short History of Billboard Magazine

From the Billboard site by Gary Trust.

On November 1, 1894, the first Billboard Magazine "All That Is New, Bright and Interesting" was published.  It cost a dime and consisted of 8 pages.  This was its first weekly publication.  Before that, it had been a monthly periodical called "Billboard Advertising."  Its mission then and still is "to report and analyze the entertainment business."

Back then, however, they weren't listing top tunes as the publication is famous for nowadays.  Its first national music chart was the ten-position "National List of best Selling Retail Records" which appeared on July 27, 1940.  Previously the magazine had highlighted "Sheet Music Best Sellers", "Records Most Popular on Music machines" and "Songs With the Most Radio Play" which was based on the playlists of a handful of New York radio stations.

The "National List" was the first one based on nationwide record sales.

In case you're wondering, Tommy Dorsey occupied the #1 spot with his "I'll Never Smile Again" with vocals by one Frank Sinatra.  It spent 12 weeks at #1 and thrilled the Bobbysoxers.

The Billboard Top 200 Albums Chart debuted on March 24, 1956 and Billboard's Hot 100 premiered August 4, 1958, with Ricky Nelson's "Poor Little Fool" at #1.

To date, there have been 1,047 Number Ones.

And Now With the Top 40.

Name That Tune:  "For Tears Would Fill My Eyes."  --RoadDog


MORE TO PONDER:  The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.


"I'll Never Smile Again"


Monday, November 2, 2015

Billboard and "Bohemian Rhapsody" Anniversaries

From the Billboard site.

On November 1, 1894, the "First Billboard Magazine: All That Was New, Bright and Interesting on the boards" was issued.  It was eight pages long and cost ten cents.  This was the first issue.  I still consider it to be the final authority on music rankings.

Also, Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" turned 40 on November 1.  That goes back to 1975.  

Let's All Do that Hair Thing.  --RoadDog

A Good Old Spooky Time This Past Weekend-- Part 1

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 30--  Had my annual physical then splurged at IHOP with a big breakfast and used all four syrups on my pancakes.  Went to Meijer's and bought more Halloween candy and a caramel apple.  Caramel apples are a special treat this time of year.  I also bought a brick of audio cassettes and a container of pumpkin ice cream.  I like anything pumpkin this time of the year.

Got our costumes out.  Mine consists of a black Trick-or-Treat hat and a "Forget Candy, Give Me Beer" tee shirt.  Liz's consists of a "I Don't Do Costumes" tee shirt.  We are what you call overdressers.  Went to Donovan's along with our screaming witch and Wizard of Oz snow globe.

Later we were at the Legion.  Folks getting onto spooky mood.

Came home to find that some of my Halloween lights were out.

Not As Much Sugar in Beer, You Know.  --RoadBoo

Is Candy Corn the Absolute Worst? A Ranking of Halloween Candy

By Brian Papa.

Well, this is his list.  I definitely do not agree with many of his rankings, but I reckon it's a matter of taste.

1.  Fun-size versions of first line candy like Kit-Kats and Crunch.  (Agreed)
2.  Fun-size versions of knock-off candy bars.  (Agreed)
3.  Nerds
4.  Starburst
5.  Tootsie Rolls  (Too chewy and stick to teeth)

6.  Sweet Tarts  (Boy, that's TART!!  Mouth just drops open.)
7.  Those generic, wrapped in g\foil candies
8.  Healthy options
9.  Things that are decidedly not candy
10.  Candy corn

I don't know about this last one.  One of my favorites and one that has to be eaten in three bites, one for each flavor.  I like those pumpkins as well.

Eating Those Left-Over Candies.  Sorry Kids, You Don't Come, I Get Fat.  --RoadDog


MORE TO PONDER:  Local Area Network in Australia:  Land= Down Under.