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Thursday, November 5, 2009

The "Woist" Halloween Candy

The List Universe site had a list of the Ten Worst Halloween Treats Ever" in their Nov. 4th list. ww.listserve.com

Boy, did they ever have some of them right!! I imagine by now, some of you are through eating your kid's candy or whatever wasn't claimed by Trickers on Saturday. Personally, we always keep our VERY VERY favorites until the end, hoping we won't have to give them away. Then, bright and early the next day, it's off to the stores for the half-price faves.

Anyway, here goes:

10. Good 'n Plentys (YUCK!! licorice)
9. Homemade candy and baked goods (you know why)
8. Goodbars
7. Apples (nothing healthy need apply)
6. Money (I definitely differ here. Money's always good.)
5. Jolly Ranchers (Don't agree here either.)
4. Necco Wafers (Horrible stuff. Just as soon eat paper.)
3. Any generic and cheap lollipop
2. Wrong Candy-- Candy that is in the wrong season such as jelly beans or even worse, candy canes (sure to get a trick when I was younger. How dare they!!)
1. Mary Janes

BONUS: McDonald's and Burger King gift certificates. You have to do something before eating them.

Of course, they had their reasons as well.

Kids, Watch Out If Dad is Hanging Around Your Candy Stash Too Much. --RoadDog

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