From the May 21, 2015, Chicago Tribune "Long Haul: In 4 hours, 52 minutes You Could Have ..."
these are things you could have done instead of staying up and watching all that hockey on May 19th, when it took the Hawks three overtimes for victory. And that is not even counting the 20 minute intermissions.
You Could Have:
1. Had coronary artery bypass graft surgery: 3-5 hours.
2. Flown from Chicago to San Juan, Puerto Rico: 4:36.
3. Taken the Law School Admissions Test: 4-5 hours.
4. Listened to Jethro Tull's "Thick As A Brick" album six times: 4:23 (It is 43 minutes, 50 seconds)
I'd Have Had More Fun with Tull. --RoadDog
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