Given in 1989.
5. The image of Lovable Losers gets us more tail than Sinatra.
4. Since we got a police scanner in the dugout, real life crises make it hard to concentrate on a meaningless sport.
3. Conferences on the mound degenerate into reminiscing about that great team of 1908.
2. Hey, have you ever tried to hit a major league curveball?
1. It's victory enough living in Chicago, home of the best damn audiences in the world. (I think he must have been doing his show from Chitown.)
I Don't Know About #5? --RoadDog
THE WISDOM OF WILL ROGERS: Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
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