Listen to this man. Seven years of college, you know. Trying to reason with 2020 and, now, 2022.

Friday, June 26, 2015

David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons the Cubs Haven't Won a World Series Since 1908-- Part 2

Given in 1989.

5.  The image of Lovable Losers gets us more tail than Sinatra.

4.  Since we got a police scanner in the dugout, real life crises make it hard to concentrate on a meaningless sport.

3.  Conferences on the mound degenerate into reminiscing about that great team of 1908.

2.  Hey, have you ever tried to hit a major league curveball?

1.  It's victory enough living in Chicago, home of the best damn audiences in the world.  (I think he must have been doing his show from Chitown.)

I Don't Know About #5?  --RoadDog


THE WISDOM OF WILL ROGERS:  Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.



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