Listen to this man. Seven years of college, you know. Trying to reason with 2020 and, now, 2022.

Thursday, November 26, 2020

See If You Can Guess the Person Saying This-- Part 2: The Captain of the Titanic Talking About Lifeboats

**  Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them.

**  We don't have any lifeboats.  We are not lifeboat distributors.

**  Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats.

**  I really don't think we need that many lifeboats.

**  And, those lifeboats we have are really wonderful lifeboats.

**We have lifeboats, and they're supposed to be our lifeboats. not the passengers' lifeboats.

**  The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain. 

**  Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg.

Figured out who it is yet?

--RoadDog


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