Listen to this man. Seven years of college, you know. Trying to reason with 2020 and, now, 2022.

Saturday, July 9, 2011

South Beach vs. South Side-- Part 2

WHY GO TO MIAMI?

1. Better weather

2. New stadium next season--with a retractable roof!

3. More challenging job without DH (But, guys, hey, we have that pitcher Dunn who, like pitchers, strikes out a lot and has a loust batting average.)

4. Larger Latino population (better able to understand you)

5. New, unsuspecting audience for Oney

6. Already own a home there

7. Kenny Williams is not Marlins GM

8. Poll shows fans want you there (behind Jeff Conine, that is)

9. More respect from management-- at least at first

10. Miami mayor isn't fan of a different team

AND, IF I MIGHT ADD:

11. Water, lots of water

12. Close to Hollywood Beach

13. Close to the Florida Keys

OK, Oz, It's Your Call. --RoadDog


YOU MIGHT BE FROM CHICAGO IF...You know the proper way to way to cut your pizza.

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