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Thursday, April 25, 2013

Movie Scratches: Effects-- Skies-- Die-- Slayer

A dog's-eye view of today's movies.


9.  SIDE EFFECTS--2-20--  FOX LAKE $4--  Using pills to cover murder.


10.  DARK SKIES--  3-6--  FOX LAKE $4.50--  Alien Invasion?  Too late, they're already amongst us.  Watch out for the Grays.


11.  A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD--  3-6--  FOX LAKE $4.50--  Father-son bonding movie with all the smart-aleck Bruce Willis comments you can bear.


12.  JACK THE GIANT SLAYER--  3-7--  FOX LAKE $6--  Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the castle.  Gives a whole new meaning to "Spill the Beans."


What's This No Senior Discount With Sony Movies?  --RoadDog


TOO PUNNY:  How do you make holy water?  Boil the hell out of it.

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