Listen to this man. Seven years of college, you know. Trying to reason with 2020 and, now, 2022.

Wednesday, April 15, 2020

Past Movie Scratches: Country-- Joyful-- Awakens-- Minions-- Mummy-- Jurassic


Past Movie Scratches--  Movies I watched on TV in 2019.

37.  PURE COUNTRY--  2-16--  Great music, but George should definitely keep his day job.

38.  JOYFUL NOISE--  2-17--  Singing through the hard times.

39.  STAR WARS:  THE FORCE AWAKENS--  Sure gonna miss Han.  Imagine getting killed by your son.

40.  MINIONS-- 2-23--  How they began and how they found Gru.  "No laughing in the dungeon!!"

41.  THE MUMMY--  2-24--  "Bugs.  I hate BUGS."  Especially those little scarab flesh-eating ones.

42.  JURASSIC WORLD--  2-24--  Those pesky assets.  It's corporate greed vs. the dinosaurs.  The dinosaurs win.

But, At Least Jimmy Buffett Didn't Drop His Margarita During the Bird Attack.  --RoadDog


LAUGHTER'S A GOOD WAY TO DEAL WITH THE "V":  To the tune of "Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover."

"Don't visit your Gran, Jan
Wipe down every toy, Roy
Don't horde all the food, dude
Please buy sensibly."




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