I find out today that the vote for Scottish separation was 55% to remain, but with more promised autonomy.
But, these are too funny not to tell.
NO MORE WHINING, GRIPING AND BELLYACHING: "Sometimes the sound of complaining coming from north of Hadrian's Wall is worse than a thousand pipers playing at once."
NO MORE SEAN CONNERY: "He was great as the original James Bond but ever since then he's been one big pain in the butt with his nonstop lobbying for Scottish independence."
NO MORE HAGGIS: "Not only will you no longer have to eat the stuff, you won't have to suggest that it's edible either."
The author, David Martin, is a humorist living in Ottawa, Ontario.
Wonder What William Wallace's Body id Doing? --RoadDog
SAY WHAT? "Drink the Kool-Aid." Extreme compliance, like the Jonestown mass suicide. When we were growing up, this is what we drank (non-poisoned, of course) instead of that bottled water the kids drink today. And, it had s-u-g-a-r in it. Lits of Sugar.
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Listen to this man. Seven years of college, you know. Trying to reason with 2020 and, now, 2022.
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